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Table of contents

  1. Why banish your own child in the first place?
  2. Where and for how long ?
  3. What kind of private detentions are on the market?
  4. How to choose the right program for your child

Why banish your own child in the first place?

We all know it is to be parent of a teenager. We suddenly understand the old saying: "Small children - small problems. Big children - big problems."

Sometime the best solution is to ask a firm to fix your teen. Cruel? No. Would you not fix a window or a broken part in your car.

It is the same with children and we can all consider us self lucky that we live in 2008.

A whole industry have been created to serve your needs. No more being ashamed of a drunken off-spring. No more risk of being prosecuted because your child has hidden some kind of abuse and commits a crime, which could send you to jail. No more grade books with failed courses.

These fine companies can offer:

  1. Private prison terms without any need of the risky court system.
  2. A fine diploma. Some are not accepted anywhere, but they look fine on print and anybody knows that you don't even have to be licensed psychologist when you run a TV-show.
  3. Peace for you
  4. Behavior fix, fix of alternative belief, gender therapy or simple store away if you have inappropriate in a weak moment.

This page contains a records on a number of places, you can hide your teen at until you - if the worst case scenario should be the result - can kick he or she out on their own once they turn 18.

Where and for how long ?

The right answer to that problem is what is best for you as a parent. If you want to spend a vacation on the project - a short term boot camp or a wilderness course can be the answer.

If you have a more long-term project or thinking of divorce where you don't need children - either in your new life or standing against you side-by-side with your spouse, the a long term stay would be more appropriate.

What kind of private detentions are on the market?

You should be very careful and consider what kind of child, you order by the programs. You may ask yourself: What kind of adult shall my child be in 10 year. It is like to order a car. You just don't go out and take the offer of the week regardless of how bad you need new wheels. Do not order a Stepford son or daughter in panic. All too many parents ends up with dissatisfied with a product they can not stand to have in their house.

 

Type Description
Boot Camp (BC) Exercise - often extreme. School is poor or nonexistent. Deaths occur.

Choose this option if you want absolute no answer to an order and an off-spring, who will function well in jobs with high demand structure and no room for individual enterprise.

Residential Therapeutic Program (RTP) Also known as therapeutic boarding schools. Can be all from true lockdown known as seen on the One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest to spin-off from cults. If you choose the last one, stay away from their parent seminars before you end up spending your entire fortune. The majority of the programs in this category are built on the theories of the Skinner box developed by the father of modern upbringing B. S. Skinner.

Those schools function well. As long as your child is locked up, they are kept out of harms way and are not introduce to drugs, alcohol and sex. However the only problem is that the protection the child enjoy inside the box ends the minute the child leaves the school. Some program use a number of artificial home visits in order to adjust the child to a normal life, but there is no guarantee that does more than drain your finances.

Choose this option, if you want to warehouse your child while they receive some kind of education. The standard are generally a little higher among schools in this category than schools in the RRP category, but a stay in this category also include the risk of serious emotional damage, because therapists often appear to be licensed but most are not. This category also consist of school, which use very experimental treatment - some so experimental that they have only been tested on cartoons. (The shock bracelet used on Sideshow Bob in a Simpson cartoon are "borrowed" from Judge Rotenberg Center).

Avoid schools which require mandatory attendance in parent seminars and avoid being caught up in them if you choose to attend. They function like Pyramid schemes with music, psychological games like red-white, giver-taker. You risk ending up trying to sell the concept to families, friends and co-workers. There are even a risk of you ending up fixing problems by yourself you were happily unaware of  that you had loosing focus on your child.

Residential Religious Program (RRP) It is developed from the convents and monasteries from the past and enhanced with schools. Corporal punishment are often standard. Schooling is often below state standard due to the fact that a lot of the needed knowledge children need  today are not something that exist in the Bible or Koran. Generally speaking you can be assure that no subject not mentioned in the Bible or Koran will be taught.

In the States most school are either run or founded by former employees in the so-called Roloff homes founded by the priest Lester Roloff. Around 1975 most states decided to ensure certain levels of humane treatment inside these school making them move to Missouri where there are no supervision with schools which claims to be religious at all.

Schools in this category are an excellent choice if you believe in a single income society or consider the war against terrorism the tenth crusade. Avoid schools, which demands mandatory church attendance by the parents. There is no need waist time to contribute to the collects, when you pay plenty for a lockup of your child.

Wilderness therapy program. (WTS) Basically a boot camp in the wilderness. All modern programs built on the concept developed by Cartisano in the late 1980's. If you know a parent, who were on a wilderness course in the 70's you can not compare the experience because they were more characterized as outdoor education back then.

Choose this option if you want to share your child, but do be aware that some children don't make it back. They die out there. Go for a quiet settlement as it is done in almost 90 percents of the deaths, so you can keep your reputation in the local community. It is more social acceptable to have a youth with a status of being a never-heard-from runaway or being known to have banished your own child to certain death.

How to choose the right program for your child

1. Find out what your off-spring shall be like

2. Find out for how long you want the child to be re-programmed

3. Investigate programs recommended by others by:

  1. Read what survivors speaks of in the survivor groups. If they generally are unhappy, you can end up being murdered by them just because they have been whipped or beaten or lost a part of the body. Several survivors are in prison. Some even on either death row or awaiting trial on murder of a parent.
  2. Read info pages with neutral information about the program like Fornits Wiki. If something unfortunate has happened at the program, don't expect them to hand you clips from articles in the newspaper. Check out threads on forums.
  3. If a satellite photo does not appear to show the facility like it is portrayed in the brochure, don't be alarmed. Photo manipulation is normal in this business like other businesses. Photos of meals in the supermarket does not mean that the meal down at the advertising agency can be eaten.